Rooster
Description
Well hello there, my name is Marble
I am a handsome, speckled fella with marble coloring across my chest. My mamma says if I don't find a home where wild ones can spend their days free, then I am doomed!
You see she has raised me and my brother since we were little things. She hand fed me daily, she played with us. built us toys and even got us some sexy lady hens to date!
The thing is, no matter what she does, unlike my brother the other Rooster ( Mr Kiss Ass Nice Guy ) I have that bad boy streak in my blood! I just can't help it! My moods change like the weather. I'm not sure why, but literally one second I'm happy pecking food from her hand, and the next I'm side eyeing her. Contemplating deeply what my next move should be. I stare her down, looking for weakness and then out of nowhere, my Ninja skills kick in! Sometimes I try a flying high kick aiming for her chest, other times I think the side shuffle trickery combo with the leaping Grasshopper will do the trick. She doesn't like this of course. Especially because the other Rooster, my brother, he is a sweetheart ( what a wussy ).
She's tried everything to break me of my wild side, but jokes on her, I'll never change.
I am actually super smart if I do so say myself. I come when called, from anywhere ! I sware, I listen better then your dog.
I spend my days free ranging, protecting my ladies of course. Their is nothing I won't do to make sure they stay safe, I really do take care of them. The thing is, my mom, she has mini humans like her. And although they've taken care of me since I was little, I really don't like them either. Sometimes when I spot them from afar, I decide the challenge is on, and the race begins. Will I make it to the mini child before they get to the house door or not? Most times I lose that race, but if I win, man the humans aren't happy with me.
So here I am, telling you my story, hoping you have a bunch of ladies I can hang with. Really hoping you don't mind a man with passion, and strong personality. I mean I can really strut my stuff, and I recently just fathered the coolest little chicks. So that has to mean something right ? If your looking for some excitement and unpredictability out of your Rooster, then I am your guy. I mean seriously, we can be best friends. For 5 minutes until I change my mind and forgot that I love you. But if your just looking for a quicky for your hens, and your not all about relationship commitment, then I might be your perfect match.
You see because my mom has had me since a baby, she truly doesn't want me to end up in a pot. So she asked me to write this, to ask you, to please give my wild side the right home where my smooth running attitude isn't a danger for the kids ( picky humans)
I'm good at my job, just not so great at that whole emotional kindness part, that seems way to exhausting for me!
Sincerely, Marble the Rooster ( Aka Dick )
- Ad Type: Offering
pets | other pets for rehoming
2021-06-10