Kitty McMinge
Used Siamese Cat
Description
12 year old “Ming Hao” is a heavily shedding, cross eyed, kinky tailed cat who eats a minimum of four cans of wet food per day and throws up often and then demands to be fed again.
He meows more or less all the time. When using his litter box (sometimes he prefers to do his vile business in a pile of laundry or a purse or on the wall) he makes a noise called a poop scream that sounds like if a coyote was making love to a bagpipe and not enjoying it. He bites for no identifiable reason and doesn’t care about what you or anybody else thinks.
He kills birds and baby rabbits, but not mice or rats.
He may have dementia, or it is also possible he’s a jerk.
If this ad is still up he is still for sale so don’t message asking if the cat is still available.
Price is firm, but will consider trade for one of those new Volkswagen electric vans.
Very good deal!
He meows more or less all the time. When using his litter box (sometimes he prefers to do his vile business in a pile of laundry or a purse or on the wall) he makes a noise called a poop scream that sounds like if a coyote was making love to a bagpipe and not enjoying it. He bites for no identifiable reason and doesn’t care about what you or anybody else thinks.
He kills birds and baby rabbits, but not mice or rats.
He may have dementia, or it is also possible he’s a jerk.
If this ad is still up he is still for sale so don’t message asking if the cat is still available.
Price is firm, but will consider trade for one of those new Volkswagen electric vans.
Very good deal!
Images:
- Offered by: Owner
- Ad Type: Offering
- Pet's Date of Birth: 1970-01-01 00:00:00
Offer:
$
4000
In stock
2026-06-24
https://ohmy.ca/burnaby-new-westminster/pets/cats-kittens-for-rehoming/used-siamese-cat_1945936.html
Kitty McMinge
5/
5customer reviews
Category:
pets | cats, kittens for rehoming
2026-05-10