This is perfect for young women who don't want to get gross or do horrible things....

If you can keep a secret - so can I

I'd like to come visit you, get nude, smell your feet, and service myself.

you don't have to touch me, your feet don't touch me, you don't get sprayed.

I finish within 5 minutes, settle with you, and leave.

Rinse repeat.... our little secret.... I'm a very reliable person.