A Safari prepared for Safari.
Description
If you're like me, you love getting out into the wilderness, but you have reached a point in life where the things you need to withstand missions into the coastal wilderness with any sort of comfort and dignity has gone up substantially since you were a kid. Let's face it, those famous back-road trips in our early 20s were notoriously disorganized, but we shrugged off the forgotten stoves and sleeping pads like only grossly intoxicated youth could. Although fondly remembered, waking up from a blackout drunk on a bed of jagged rubble is an unacceptable outcome in the dignified and structured life you have transitioned into. Plus, anything less than a proper foam mattress is liable to leave you with enduring spinal issues. no one needs that, even for an evening by the lake.Fortunately, people just like us came up with the perfect solution. This camperized van has a GIANT rooftop tent with a built in mattress. Its comfortable enough my friends ask to sleep in it when they come to visit my house. "ROBOTZ" comes loaded with everything you need to bug-out without having to expend a crouton's worth of energy on planning and organizing gear. When you need to escape what-ever is making you crazy, getting from the couch to the van is the most taxing aspect of making the right choice. Take the keys and go. The back hatch and the tent create rain cover for cooking or chilling, because the tent is remarkably waterproof. Its made of thicker canvas, and while we have all been swindled by MEC into thinking that ultra-thin nylon is what quality tents are made from, I have been through some quality precipitation in this tent and all my stuff stayed bone dry. it wicks away moisture and breaths vapor off back into the outside air as you sleep. When it rains on a MEC nylon tent, no matter how good it is, everything ends up damp because it is vapor sealed and condensation happens inside the tent, dripping down the walls into all the clothes you planned to wear in a few hours. The last clean shirt and underwear turned from a beacon of hope to the source of despair. No, that modern techno-chemical atrocity is behind you now. Next time you roll, you roll in style. You'll know the cool vibe you get while driving ROBOTZ is real because everyone you encounter will confer upon you excessive attention and admiration. Expect endless waving, smiles, peace signs and turned up thumbs. You will be given respect and admiration you never earned, and you have to learn to accept it without guilt. It isn't your fault. You're not cheating, just don't abuse it.The base vehicle hiding behind the layers of character and functional upgrades is a GMC Safari. The international camper rental company responsible for this reckless assembly of psychological manipulations and emotional triggers had to downsize over COVID. They have a huge fleet and all of them are Safarti Vans. Why? Greed, pure and simple. Extensive market research showed the Safari Van is by far the most economical van globally to operate and maintain over the long run. That statistic is by and large the result of an unintentional and perplexingly stout reliability, enigmatically found only in a configuration of tediously common car parts and an uninspired outfitting so dreary that no designer has found the fortitude required to look at it, let alone tamper with it by making changes. If you have a Safari, the Year doesn't matter much. Parts will be the same 5 years ago, and 5 years from now. No designer is ever going to risk their career by getting involved enough to change anything about it. Because of all that, it would be an amazing vehicle for a camper, if only it wasn't so loathsome in appearance......and that's when lightning struck, and a great idea was born. Beneath that appealing layer of underground familiarity and instant camping credibility lies an ugly duckling that got a second chance. This is a Cinderella story. A heart warming Disney sort of tale that is about to be about you and the love you have just found. Yes, the dinghy is included. The tent alone costs around $3000 to purchase new. This is the change you have been waiting for. Questions expected...
sold as package, $3500.00
separate sales:
vehicle $3000
tent $1000
- Year: 2000
- For Sale By: Owner
- Ad Type: Offering
cars & vehicles | RVs, campers, trailers | Travel Trailers & Campers
2024-03-04