Sicamous Fellow Looking for Donations of Bottles and Cans- Please Help!

HI. I am trying to help two friends and also myself by trying to collect bottles and cans. I live in SICAMOUS. If any guys have bags of beer cans, that is the greatest to collect. But will take all types of containers. So if you want them gone I will come and pick them up. Just to mention something that is a bit unusual, not sure if I should but I will. I am a clean married guy, and clean shaven. I am prepared to offer myself to be used to get the donations. I will if wanted suck off the guys who have what I want. I will do this until they are pleased. No charge of course. text to 250-833-6612. P.S. I have attached a picture of my body so you can see what I look like. PLease keep this discreet. Thanks