Cum loads purchased ( and maybe pee)

I'm an old guy looking to buy your sperm. I will pay $25 for five loads in a baggie. Other options include dried in underwear, creampie (mm, mf, etc), frozen or fresh from the source. I can host some days and times. If you want video of me using it, I will provide. Also, will pay for jars of piss for shampooing. I don't care about looks, age, size, so long as you are disease free. Will take it straight from the tap. Email silkloverwpg2@gmail.com